New Service Sends E-mail ‘After the Rapture’
A new e-mail serviced called “You’ve Been Left Behind” lets you send e-mail that won’t be delivered until AFTER THE RAPTURE. What is that Rapture thing again? According to the Wikipedia, the Rapture is:
“the future event in which Jesus Christ will descend from Heaven, accompanied by the spirits of all the saints of God, both from the pre-incarnation period and after, who have passed on prior to the rapture, and thereupon the bodies of the saints are joined with their spirits in a resurrection - the First Resurrection - to meet the Lord. Immediately after that, all true Christians alive on the earth are simultaneously transported to meet the Lord and those who have preceded them in the air as well, all, having been transformed into immortal bodies like Jesus’ body, often referred to as the ‘resurrection body.’”
The service costs $40 per year (aren’t they afraid of going to hell for charging rates like that?), so whether the Rapture happens in 25 years it’ll cost you about $1,000 to send your “I told you so” note. Hopefully as the Judgement is coming, all the sinners will go check their e-mail. plus: In addition to doomed sinners, Muslims, Jews and other unfortunates, can’t you send e-mail to Christians who go to heaven? Won’t they have mobile devices and really fast mobile broadband?
Original post by Mike
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